Two Questions Everyone Should Ask Their Parents

I'm currently in New Zealand enjoying my holiday, but I've been playing with the idea of these questions. I'll include my answers.

Two questions you should all ask your parents.
1. Was I an accident and/or surprise?
(yes - well a little bit, but isn't the first one always a surprise?)
2. did you drug me as a child?
(not that she will admit - which I think is a no, but who really knows...)